Doesn't fit?

What the...? I woke up early this morning, too early. I hate this time of year. My body is sensitive to sunlight and I'm up. Usually about 5 AM. So like the eager beaver I am, I got up and tried to put on my CB. My balls are about the size of a baseball. They don't much like to be pressed and squeezed, I guess. I'll leave them to return to normal size and try later today. Busy day so I shouldn't be tempted much.