Back on

I put my cb back on again this morning. I had a tough time of it. Apparently, my testicles prefer the free life over being sandwiched in between a clear plastic ring and a plastic encased penis. So they went into hiding when I tried to get the ring on. Pulled right up inside. On the third try, after some yanking, I got the contraption on. My prostate likes it, I guess. It's been leaking all morning. Had to put a couple of tissues in my underwear to soak up some of the seminal fluids. I was leaking worse than my old '65 Ford Falcon. And so I start again.